February 2012
291 posts
I hate my stomach and my thighs. I hate my hair...
me: omg guys guess what
friends/family: what did one direction do now
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Me: You have to read The Hunger Games! Seriously it's amazing!
Person: What's it about?
Me: Children fighting to the death on live television.
Person:
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Person: Is there anything happy in it?
Me:
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Person:
Me: There's a love story in there somewhere.
Person:
Me: But basically everyone dies.
Person:
Me: Read it!
WatchCANNOT BREATHE.
